Not ME!

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted one of these!

It was not me who completely freaked out this week when my son ate half a bottle of teething tablets! I also did NOT feel incredibly guilty that I had left his medicine bag in reach of his little hands. :/ Thankfully, the tablets are non-toxic. Oh, and to top it off, I was NOT out shopping (without my son) when Poison Control called back later to check on him. My response? "Um...I'm not sure how he is right now. I think he's ok. Let me give you my husband's number so you can call and check."

I also did NOT have to tell my son more than once this week to stop licking the window. My sweet love was trying to taste the raindrops outside! :)

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Not Me Monday!

It's Not Me! who has neglected my blog for so long!
(Our hard drive has crashed, so I'm using my husband's work laptop.)

It's Not Me! who has been letting my little boy run around in his pajamas almost every day for the last week! I guess his double ear infection is reason enough, right?

It's Not Me! who just couldn't seem to do anything right this past Tuesday. I did NOT under-cook the chicken, spill the tea, and throw an empty milk jug across the room. My reactions this day definitely were NOT out of frustration.

It's Not Me! who has burned my right hand for the second time lately. I know how to get a pan out of the oven correctly, so this could NOT have been me!

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Not Me My Husband Monday!

Wow, I usually post about me or my child for these posts, so this one should be fun! :)

After discovering our mailbox (encased in bricks) broken in half and over on its side, my husband did NOT become a detective to find out who it was who knocked it over. He did Not stake out the neighbors looking at their vehicles to see who had a messed up bumper. He also did Not find out that our next door neighbor has a dent on the corner of her rear bumper this morning! Aha!

He also did Not get two of our neighbors to help him 'fix' it until our landlord can come do something about it.

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Not ME!

It was Not Me! who let my son get the baking soda off the counter and pour it all over the coffee table while I was chatting with a friend on facebook.


It is also Not Me! who sneaks the chocolates from my son's leftover advent calendar from Christmas. Nope, I would never eat my child's candy!


It's Not Me! who didn't ask the bank teller for a sucker. I do not tell my son that they just don't have anymore today. I would never lie to him like that!


It was Not Me! who turned on the attitude when the lady at the checkout wasn't nice. I also did Not roll my eyes as I walked away. I'm too full of grace for something like that!

And it was definitely Not Me! who let my son use the bath tub as a slip-n-slide! I'm much too cautious for that!

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This week, I have not spent hours searching, clipping, and organizing my coupons...I also have not been collecting all of my sales papers so I can find the best deals! Who knew saving money could be so much work?! :) The payoff is worth it!

This week I have not been so happy it's fall! I really think it does something to your mind and your mood. This time of year always reminds me of the movie You've Got Mail.

This week my child has not developed a sudden interest in oranges...strange! Don't get me wrong. I'm glad he likes oranges, but he carries them around like they're little pets. He also throws and kicks them. When he's done, he eats them peel and all!!! Maybe he'll get a good dose of Vitamin C. :)

Some new words my almost 2 year old has not learned this week: Nasty...Cool...Poot...Orange...

He has also not taken an increased interest in counting and colors. This momma is not proud. :)

Not ME!

I've never done a Not Me Monday, so here we go! :)

On our way to Vicksburg, it was not me who allowed our child to eat cookies for supper! It was almost 7:00, and we were trying our best to get there as fast as we could. And of course, when we did eat supper at 9:00 that night, our little munchkin wasn't at all interested and was ready for bed!

The next day, I also did NOT neglect to change my child's diaper and allow him to soak through his clothes not once...but twice that day! It was hot and he was chugging lots of milk and juice!

And alas, I absolutely did NOT strip my child naked and change his clothes on the steps of the historic museum we were visiting. This was all because the bathroom didn't have a changing table, and I was NOT changing him on the floor! However, I did pick the side entrance that no one was using, so nobody got a peep show. :)

And lastly, it was NOT ME who was standing at little man's new classroom at church beaming with pride, because he was one of the few children there who walked in without crying!

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.